fondle admiringly

crazy magic dog video

http://www.vitalicokcowboy.com

George Carlin

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly likethem! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.
 
New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout?
 
New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man , they're pictures of men.
 
New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.
 
New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.
 
New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the ass hole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a hugeass hole.
 
New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding,no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating myAlmond Joy.
 
New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.
 
New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."
 
New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&M. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.
 
New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.
 
New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.

700 Things for Boys to Do

The Boy Mechanic: Volume 1 by Popular Mechanics 1913

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interesting gentleman here

1976 sr cabin 2 boys2
Originally uploaded by NGYC.

for brandon

Fractal Desktops - Best of 2004

"God Warrior" clip

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"Dragon in the Flame of Desire" (yak, steamed whole, fried and flambeed)

"Of course, there are other restaurants that serve the bian [penis] of
individual animals. But this is the first that brings them all
together."

link

This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged.

Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities. In return for fulfilling certain requirements, Frey (pictured right) offered "Good Behavior Days," or GBDs. Each GBD, Frey wrote, could be redeemed by his wife to "get out of doing the things" he requested daily. A copy of the proposed contract, which Frey's wife never signed and later provided to cops, can be found below.

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Whoops! On Location 2
Originally uploaded by dklo.

Ghost Island

Gukanjima

"Eventually, the mines faced an end, and in 1974
the world's once most densely populated island become totally deserted.

The island, after all its inhabitants departed leaving behind their
belongings, became an empty shell of a city where all its people
disappeared overnight, as if by some mysterious act of God."

Bullets Won't Stop Us

Easter 1971 Gary, Linda, Eric, Chris
Originally uploaded by Grogan Family.

SMEG

SMEG UK LTD - FAB30O4 - Catalogue - Technology with style

The rock and roll and that hall of fame is a piss stain.

"Next to the sex Pistols, rock and roll and
that hall of fame is a piss stain. Your museum. Urine in wine. We're not
coming," the band says via a handwritten note posted on frontman Johnny
Rotten's Website, thefiilthandthefury.co.uk. "Were [sic] not your monkey
and so what? Fame at $25,000 if we paid for a table, or $15,000 to
squeak up in the gallery, goes to a non-profit organization [sic]
selling us a load of old famous."

Sex Pistols Flip Off Rock Hall - Yahoo! News

As I prefer to remember him

"I took a lot of Barney into films like the Shakiest Gun in the West and The Ghost and Mr. Chicken. I have no regrets about the effect that character had on me. "

Don Knotts RIP

Official Don knotts Website Welcome

The grand daddy of Los Buenos Adventuring

Carl Mollino
quite a guy.

Please note his brilliant
use of the polaroid camera

hungry

hungry
Originally uploaded by dickuhne.

sorry, this must be posted direct

Photo Projex

Have you ever used one of these ?

I know the real ones give a really cool look.
Might be a good project

Oh and this too.

But really what is this all about?

BRASILIA, Brazil (Reuters) - Brazil's Roman Catholic Church urged revelers on Thursday to abstain from reckless sex, too much alcohol and violence during the country's Carnival celebrations.
"We are not against people having fun but caution them against hurting others or abandoning good customs," said Cardinal Geraldo Majella Agnelo, head of the National Conference of Brazil Bishops.
Carnival begins across Brazil, the largest Catholic country in the world, this weekend and crowds of people indulge in a frenzy of drinking, dancing and often licentious behavior.
Although the pre-Lenten festival has its roots in Christian tradition, it provides an annual headache for the church.
Agnelo told reporters "Carnival is not intrinsically bad" but said the use of condoms and "day-after pills" were incentives for promiscuous behavior.
The government will hand out 25 million free condoms to promote safe sex during the several days of parties, revelry and parades. In northeastern Salvador, health officials will provide "next-day pills," Correio da Bahia newspaper reported.
"We don't want a stand-off with the government but the question is whether this is good for society, for Carnival," said Odilo Pedro Scherer, conference secretary-general.
The Rio de Janeiro archdiocese this week barred Mocidade Carnival samba troupe from taking a float with a statue of the Virgin to the Sambadrome parade strip, saying that the use of sacred images in a profane festival may offend Catholics.
The group, one of 14 competing for the champion's title with lavish floats and thousands of bright costumes in Brazil's most famous Carnival, said it will abide and probably cover the statue with a veil.